BOB
Extraterrestrial Ambassador
From the CEO: Okay this guy just showed up here one day saying he was our Extraterrestrial Ambassador or something like that and he won't leave and he ends every statement with
"Or is it?" or "Or am I?" or something like that and please help us.
About Me:
I am an amazing alien from the planet
Zargo-11/241. I have been sent to Earth (as you natives call it) to find the Perfect Slime, to save my home planet. Slimes are quite abundant there, but the prophecy said the Perfect One may only be found here. My mission was a success, in any case. I found it. I now have inserted myself into the ranks of SlimeTech employees as Extraterrestrial Ambassador, because my home planet was unfortunately destroyed before I could come back with the Perfect Slime, but it's all good, because I have no emotions! Hahahahaha! Anyways, SlimeTech is the perfect place for me. There is more to my story, but I am under oath not to reveal it and besides this is already the longest "About Me" on this site.
"Please please please please PLEASE leave."
-CyCreeperDude to Bob
"Hello. My name is *unintelligible*, or in your tongue Bob. Or is it?"
-Bob