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SlimeTech

SlimeTech is an organization dedicated to creativity, craftsmanship, and not world domination. Trust us. We make YouTube content, some memes, and mainly play video games. Yeah few of our members have any work ethic whatsoever. We should probably do something about that, but the only people who could do something about that suffer from that aforementioned lack of work ethic so we're probably screwed :D

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By SlimeTech

Is the official alphabet of SlimeTech, and as Wix allowed us to use it here, we will. Extensively. So we suggest you learn it using this guide below. After all, it will be the only alphabet after our plans are complete...

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 0123456789

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DO YOU HAVE A GOOD UNDERSTANDING OF IT YET WELL YOU ARE READING THIS SO WE HOPE SO

Rune S

What is with the slime thing?

Well, it's a long story. A long time ago the future CEO of this glorious enterprise discovered he liked the slimes in the popular video game Minecraft. What started out as just "liked" rapidly escalated, right up to "obsessed" according to the unenlightened peons which this world will be rid of aft- that is, the slightly ignorant but still lovable non-SlimeTech staff. Slimes are quite a basic video game enemy, right up there with zombies and skeletons. We here at SlimeTech are dedicated to (among other things) the advancement and study of slimes across various games such as Minecraft, Terraria, and naturally Slime Rancher. But we are the most dedicated to those slimes which bare the Slime Mark, pictured below.

Later came in the Legendary Slime Cloud, a deity which takes the form of a giant green cloud in the shape of the Slime Mark. The majority of members of SlimeTech follow it's teachings, but The Way of the Legendary Slime Cloud is not a mutually exclusive religion, and even the CEO CyCreeperDude is primarily Pastafarian. You don't have to be a follower of the Legendary Slime Cloud to be a member of SlimeTech, and vice-versa. You can find out more about TLSC here.

Slimes
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